I write personal and punchy essays.

Whether it’s an argument with my husband, a stance on sleep training my baby, or a confrontation with a lady in the parking lot because she parked too close to me, I put it on the page. 

Most of the time I look like an asshole, but I’d rather admit my worst qualities than showcase my best moments.  

One day I’ll write a memoir. It will be a national bestseller and then I’ll become friends with Glennon Doyle, Elizabeth Gilbert, and Jeannette Walls.